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Talking Donovan, Dempsey, injury, irony and swimsuits

Bethany Dempsey, wife of Clint, from Sports Illustrated's swimsuit offerings. By the way, that's body paint, not a "swim suit" per se.

I like to play nice around here, eschewing the sensational and the tabloid ways of trash-and-bash. But being a little naughty is fun, so …

Who can resist the delicious irony of this Landon Donovan-Ashley Cole situation? If you haven’t heard, the well-enshrined England left back is out for three months. That jeapordizes his World Cup chances, and that’s a significant blow for England.

It happened during a challenge with Donovan. It was a clean play, and nobody is accusing Donovan of any untoward shenanigans. Still, the irony is thick as Texas chili; England and the United States will meet on June 12. Thus, the Americans’ most important player has already gone far to assist the cause – even if unintentionally so.

Now pour this sticky syrup over the sundae, and what a yummy concoction it is: Cole’s likely replacement at left back is Wayne Bridge, who is John Terry’s best mate! Ruh-row!

And speaking of important U.S. players, here’s one more reason to appreciate attacker Clint Dempsey. Before you see the spread, prepare yourself to say these words: Oh. My.

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It may be completely illogical, but if I were Donovan I would keep my head on a bit of a swivel the next couple of weeks.

by brokejumper on Feb 11, 2010 7:11 PM EST reply actions  

English Press

Already starting to hint that Donovan injured Cole intentionally.

Sensationalists.

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by johnjahafanclub on Feb 11, 2010 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

No they're not.

No one thinks that at all over here, it’s just being seen as really unfortunate. I’ve never been a fan of Cole but this season he’s been on fire, recently scoring a goal Bergkamp would be proud of and playing like one of the best attacking fullbacks I’ve ever seen, seriously.

At the real risk of coming across sour-faced I’ve always felt a bit queasy when people celebrate someone getting injured, especially if it results in them missing something most mortals can only dream of being a part of.

Ah well, gloat on.

by rudi on Feb 13, 2010 6:44 AM EST up reply actions  

English People On

Big Soccer Forums and The Sun forums sure do think that.

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by johnjahafanclub on Feb 13, 2010 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

There’s your problem, you’re reading the Big Soccer forums.

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by John Fischer on Feb 13, 2010 3:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Football forums

aren’t “the English Press” though; they’re the home of “the English semi-literate”.

by rudi on Feb 14, 2010 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

The Sun

also hinted at this conspiracy theory but I can’t find the article now

You can change your job, you can change your wife, you can even change your gender, but you can never change your club.
Win or lose, we will always be here for you.
Fear no foe, wherever we go.

by johnjahafanclub on Feb 15, 2010 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

That's the stuff!

There we go, Donovan! An eye for an eye. Dempsey got hurt, then Cole, a player Dempsey would be pitted against, also got hurt. Keep up the good work, Landon.

by patrickhattrick on Feb 11, 2010 9:36 PM EST reply actions  

Donovan Who?

Sorry, not to knock on Donovan, but Clint Dempsey’s wife is too hot to worry about anything else he just wrote about. That was possibly the best soccer post I have ever seen.

Anyways, I’m sure the Cole thing will just give England something to complain about later if we end up atop the round over them, or worse, if they don’t make it to round 2.

by locust on Feb 12, 2010 8:31 AM EST reply actions  

i agree

dempsey’s wife is hot. but i just love the whole cole being injured by landon. thanks landon. england has had some bad luck the lasty 2 weeks, with the terry thing now the cole injury. houston, england has a problem

by Lancers25 on Feb 12, 2010 11:00 AM EST up reply actions  

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