Monday's soccer-centric "Meh" list
Things today that have some others worked into a tizzy, but that leave me saying, "Meh …"
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FIFA Club World Cup
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El-Hadji Diouf (linked by France press to a potential L.A. Galaxy move), who would be on his eight club in 10 years, an cautionary sign
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Pretty much any MLS-related transfer reports that come out of France
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Mock MLS drafts
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American soccer players / coaches who don fake English accents
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Video clips of goals set to music (the truly great strikes don’t need the extra umph)
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Series finales that leave more unresolved than resolved (that’s for Homeland fans)
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Eh, I absolutely loved that Homeland finale.
The only thing I found unresolved was the mole, and I didn’t mind not knowing becuase all of the candidates weren’t very good.
Yeah.
I think Homeland’s ratings are more than fine.
by phillyhoosfan on Dec 19, 2011 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
You know what bothers me? American soccer journalists who write with fake British accents. I’m fine with Americans calling it “football” if they want, but I read more than a few U.S. blogs that use British mannerisms in their writing style. It just comes off as contrived to me. Leave the British mannerisms to the British writers.
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by Jake Shapiro on Dec 19, 2011 12:22 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Good example.
In that case, the American terminology is superior in explanatory power anyway, once you get used to it. In US sports they divide ‘pace’ into ‘speed’ (referring to top-out sprint speed) and ‘quickness’ (referring to one’s first-step).
Does Leo Messi have ‘pace?’ I couldn’t tell you, but I can tell you he has a whole lot more quickness than speed.
'Gentlemen' he said,
'I don't need your organization,
I've shined your shoes,
moved your mountains and marked your cards,
but Eden is burning.
Either get ready for elimination,
or else your heart must have the courage,
for the changing of the guards.'
In US sports
They tend to use ‘quickness’ for acceleration. But it’s an almost exact synonym.
'Gentlemen' he said,
'I don't need your organization,
I've shined your shoes,
moved your mountains and marked your cards,
but Eden is burning.
Either get ready for elimination,
or else your heart must have the courage,
for the changing of the guards.'
Messi might have "pace"
but is it a fast pace, or a slow pace?
100% agree with this
It’s bad when you’re in a bar pre-gaming and you hear people saying cock-all and bollocks…but even worse when someone’s writing it. Makes us seem like the jealous little sibling or something.
by chrisperry1983 on Dec 19, 2011 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
On the fake accents
Sometimes they aren’t really that fake. I have some friends who picked up the “Mid-Atlantic” accent after living in the UK for a few years – they didn’t make a conscious effort to change the way they speak; they just picked up a few things here an there until they added up to a noticeable change. Happens the other way around, too when Brits move over here.
You can still feel meh about it (and obviously, about whatever you damn well want), but “fake” can be a strong word in my experience.
Vamos United; Boiler Up
Support your local club.
Black & Red United
by The AMT on Dec 19, 2011 12:31 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Having grown up overseas, I'm there with you
I remember after getting back to the states, getting teased in high school for pronouncing the ‘t’ in ‘often’. It went away pretty much instantly. But to this day my wife notices that I speak differently when I talk to immigrants or other folks from other countries.
You try living in another country for a few years and see what happens.
I say the "t" in "often"
and I have no hint of a Brit accent. On the other hand, I hear a lot of Brits forget the letters “t” and “r” exist.
“Would you like some bu’uh on your scone?”
Mock Drafts
I am loving them… I wish we had more coverage of the draft, better TV coverage of the ncaa tournament (for example many games including some big ones did not even have online streams), and more analysis of the picks. It’s slowly getting better but in the past it’s mostly a focus at the top 5 or 10 or so players and the rest most people don’t know very much about. That leaves gaping holes in the talent pipeline and lets lots of talented players like Chris Wondolowski, Steven Lenhart, and Steven Beitashour slip through unnoticed.
Win or lose, we'll always be there for you.
by johnjahafanclub on Dec 19, 2011 6:41 PM EST reply actions
I know fans like them
Just that MLS can be such a different beast. It’s hard to be accurate with them. They seldom get you as close to the truth as mock drafts in other U.S. sports. That said, I understand they are good for conversation.
mock drafts
Mock drafts aren’t about accuracy… they are about predictions, needs, guesswork and ultimately hope. It doesn’t matter if they are accurate, once the actual draft happens everyone shifts over to draft analysis. Then there’s my favorite where people go back and analyze drafts from 3-5 years ago to see who has panned out.
The 'problem'
'Gentlemen' he said,
'I don't need your organization,
I've shined your shoes,
moved your mountains and marked your cards,
but Eden is burning.
Either get ready for elimination,
or else your heart must have the courage,
for the changing of the guards.'
Sorry, the 'problem'
being that in MLS, there are only about 8 guys worth the effort. The first 1-2, you don’t need a mock draft because everyone already knows where they’ll go. The last couple of guys you can’t do a mock draft for, because no one knows who they are (they’re the ‘finds’). That leaves only about 4 guys.
'Gentlemen' he said,
'I don't need your organization,
I've shined your shoes,
moved your mountains and marked your cards,
but Eden is burning.
Either get ready for elimination,
or else your heart must have the courage,
for the changing of the guards.'
FIFA Club World Cup
I’m conflicted. This is a tournament ‘ahead of its time.’ Right now, no one ‘buys in’, because everyone believes European football to be the only top flight football, and would still believe that even if Barca hadn’t cruised. Given worldwide economic trends, though, Europe is bound to lose some of its market-cornering status on the top level of club football. It just hasn’t happened yet, and it’s going to take more than 10 years.
But if you look at the fastest growing soccer markets over the last 10-15 years, they aren’t in Europe, they’re in places like Brazil and Mexico (due to economic development), Japan and the US (due to increasing affinity for the sport). At some point, these markets should grow enough to reach some sort of tipping point where they do get some share of top talent. And when that does finally happen, we’ll probably be happy we’ve had the CWC around to monitor the progress and establish some history.
'Gentlemen' he said,
'I don't need your organization,
I've shined your shoes,
moved your mountains and marked your cards,
but Eden is burning.
Either get ready for elimination,
or else your heart must have the courage,
for the changing of the guards.'

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